January 2012
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“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
– Lemony Snicket (via audreylostinparis)
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when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
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Imagine the names of the future generations.
Mother: Hi, Harry. Did you invite your friends over?
Son: Yes mom, this is Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss, Sherlock and Thedoctor.
Mother: You should have asked that nice Nepeta girl over.
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It's 60 degrees in Pittsburgh right now this is...
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saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”
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Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly...
erin-the-alleycat:
nevillethebamf:
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?” “Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or...
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Last night Jim and I decided that we will be...
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wickedstepmother:
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